z.union.

december 16, 2007. 5:30 pm pst.
from here on in, i write without a script.

alright, so the Rent reference was a little off for my opening blog, but I'm an off person. Otherwise, why would I be writing The Robot Union? Exactly.

So where do I begin? Perhaps I'll explain to you that I'm ___ years old from __ state and I'm of ___ethnicity. But I refuse to do so. but puh puh puh-leeeease?!?! Nope. This blog is not about me. It's about what's going on in the world, and other people's lives, from my perspective. Basically the 6 o clock news, a la Boheme.

Oh no! Not another one of those starving artist types! Damnit, I'm leaving now.

Nah. I'm not an aspiring ZOMG IM A PHOT0GRAPH3R GEMME MUNNee whore. I'm a realist. Life's too short (I hate that phrase by the way...) to have your head in the clouds. Although it's nice to dream about some things, isn't it better to accomplish your dreams?

I don't care about that last paragraph...what is the relevance?

To show you that I plan to make this a successful blog, if it kills me. (Okay, maybe not to that extent, as I do have a life, but you get the idea).

So, on behalf of z union, welcome. Enjoy your stay, and towels are provided in the pool area.